January 2010
10 things I plan to conquer by the end of 2010.
1. Become Wonder Woman.
2. Paint the world in glitter & sequins.
3. Build my “Sub-copter-bot.”
4. Spread the LOVE.
5. Set Garth up with Hello Kitty or Kitty Purry.
6. Clean my room.
7. Date a Jedi.
8. Restore my love for Hollywood.
9. Be Steven Spielberg and/or Tim Burton’s official coffee getter.
10. Apologize to and...
“I’m not afraid of being called a loser because I can accept that...”
– GLEE
People always say if you don’t like your life, you make work your life. I used to agree with that statement until I realized that I am going to be one of those people who eat, sleep, and breathe work. Regardless of how much I love my life it will end up that way. Good thing I chose a career that I am head over heels for.
x
Jess
“VIDEO GEEK (vīd’ē-ō gēk) N.
A person who is single-mindedly obsessed with...”
– My VTV shirt from STN.
HAHAHAHA! I love you Forbes.
Lion
I’m 110% convinced that Garth was a Lion in another life and was brought back to earth to teach me how to be ferocious. I also think that @ElCaptainMorgan should change his name to @CruellaDeville. NO ONE THREATENS TO MAKE A FUR COAT OUT OF MY CAT! RAWR!
On a lighter note… I survived today in one piece & @SydneyMayQuinn looked BEAUTIFUL. I have a meeting at 2 pm and have...
“Me and my chinchilla Ruth would like to go on a double date with a man and his...”
– www.emailsfromcrazypeople.com
“Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable....”
– Becca sucks.
“Even though we’ve changed and we’re all finding our own place in the...”
– Becca is awkward.
Hi, my name is Jessie & I'm a Vegan
Or I’m at least attempting to be. It’s day 1 and I think I can handle it. Vegan Mac&Cheese was probably better than most Mac&Cheese & I now eat Almonds like my Squirrel friend, @AshleyCinqMars. I’m curious to see how long I can do this for… the only things that stand in my way are: String Cheese, Sushi, and being a lazy cook.
Oh the things I think up while...
“It came in a vision, a man appeared to us on a floating pie and said,...”
– This is why I love John Lennon.
Actual Label Instructions On Consumer Goods
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible:
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that’s the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dove soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
On some...
“Living is like tearing through a museum. Not until later do you really start...”
– Audrey Hepburn
“You can’t have your cake and eat it too.”
– Theme for 2010